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Day 360 Tooth Fairy’s Gone Rogue

Posted by themirrenlee on 28/12/2012

I think I have a virus. A chesty, sinus filled, dizzy headed, very tiring, and unbelievably irritating virus. Again.

I am convinced that I have a rogue tooth fairy who stalks me and covers me with a virus dust that she and Mr. Sandman cook up in his sleeping dust laboratory. He infects the males and she does the females.

I can hear people asking why they would do that. Well, it’s obvious. She targets those who don’t leave her enough money (20c for a molar? You’re getting the flu!)

But why does the Sandman do it? Again, hello, obvious. Unrequited love for the Tooth Fairy. She’s a sand tease and has led him on for years.

My kids are grown, so I’m going to have to get into some retroactive restitution. I’v filled a jar with water and left 5 one dollar coins in it.

If I don’t feel better tomorrow, I’m getting out the bug spray. Two can play at this game, bitch.

I’m just feelin’ under attack …

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